Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloweeeeeenies

Happy Halloween people.

So yesterday, I'm eating my breakfast skipping over channels and I come upon The Morning Show with Mike and Julie. Besides the fact that Julie is a hottie, the show is really boring. But anyway, they had a story of "A new phenomenon that is sweeping the nation--freak dancing". What?? New?? Didn't we have a song called bump and grind that everyone was grinding too in the early 90's?? I remember grinding with ladies in the 7th grade at dances. Who wrote this show, someone who was born in 1992? Oh, and let us not forget they made a movie about it.....Nobody puts Baby in the corner (but someone sure did put the both of them on the D-list of Hollywood celebrities).

On another note, Blender magazine let out their list of 50 worst lyricists in music. Guess who made the list?? That guy from Creed, Smashing Pumpkins, Fred Durst...etc. Ok, Ok, I can accept these guys, but Common also made the list--insert the "what?!?" face here. Lets face it, the guy is probably one of the best rappers out. What was Blenders reason for inserting Mr Common Sense in the list??? "Never trust a rapper who wears a sweater vest". I also don't trust rock magazines who try to critique hiphop. What did they say was Commons worst lyric?? “I’m your worst nightmare squared/That’s double for niggas who ain’t mathematically aware” (“Making a Name for Ourselves”). Maybe they should have done a check on who spit that line......Canibus. Sure it was on the Common album, but it was the Bus who kicked it......

And the teacha' made the list. Thats right, KRS ONE is on the list for worst lyricists. Maybe they should have thrown Rakim, Big Daddy Kane and Kool G Rap in there too. Really?? KRS?? The reason?? "See, cows live under fear and stress/Trying to think what’s gonna happen next/Fear and stress can become a part of you/In your cells and blood, this is true” (“Beef”). Granted, Diddy made the list (which should be a given), but not KRS..The same guy who gave us The Bridge is Over, Criminal Minded, and Jimmy cannot be on any list which talks about bad lyrics. I get it, the guy does make some corny lines sometimes, but you skipped over Soulja Boy, Mase,95% of the Bad Boy label, No Limit Soldiers and Coolio to put KRS on this list??

so keep your kids safe tonight, and watch out for JB the bag snatcher!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

They really put Krs one on that list?? stupid. Hope your trickin (not so much treatin) goes good JB!

Anonymous said...

"Never trust a rapper who wears a sweater vest".

WTF???

He ain't the only rapper who's worn a fuckin' sweater vest!!!

Soulja Boy - Crank that Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
"Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat Hoe"

I'm still confused.
Is this little kid talking about beatin' his meat on some chick he woke up next to and then putting the bed sheet on her?

And he wrote a song about it?

That my friend,
is some fucked up shit.

That's worse than Wayne Newton pretending he knew women when he recorded "Danka Shane".

What a puss.