R. Kelly: Greatest musical genius of our time?

So last night among close friends, Hippies (and a girl), popcorn and Meatballs 4, the talk of R. Kelly came up. Mike claimed that he is pure and original genius. I shrugged it off as a random statement. I blurt those out quite often. But the more we talked about it, R. Kelly IS a genius. If you haven't seen Trapped in the Closet Parts 1-68, you're missing out. Youtube or go out and buy that! Lets take a look at example A (from You remind me of Something )

You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it/

Something like my sound, I wanna pump it/

Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it/

And something like my bank account I wanna spend it, baby.

Are you kidding me? Tom Waits eat your heart out! Kells is a pure, musical phenomenon! I wish I could go on, and on about this guy, but I don't have time.

I think I have rested my case about R. Kelly being one of the superior talents of all time. As Mikes famous quote goes "That guy can pee on who ever he wants as long as he keeps putting out jams like these". True that.

On a separate note, Minneapolis ranked #1 in the U.S. as the most literate city. That's quite an accomplishment giving the fact that most people can't read the signs that say "bikes have the right of way'......

The day after, the day after Christmas

Whats up fellow Internet goons? I hope everyone had a good holiday season. As far as I know, none of us ended up in jail. See that picture to the left? Deb and Chris took it. I have to give full rights to that.

In case you missed it, Steve also had a birfday (yes, I said birfday). It was trill (or treal).

Finals are finally over, so I should be dropping more random notes on here.

For whatever reason, I've been bumping Regulators by Warren G lately. I don't know why........

Well, its semi-official. Within a year, I should be done with school with more degrees than a thermometer.

Did anyone see that horrible Vikings game last Sunday night?? Makes me ashamed to live here......even though I can't really stand the team.

Speaking of things from Minnesota, if anyone gets a chance, check out Drew Downs tattoo. The Minneapolis skyline.....Thank god he didn't go with the St. Louis Park water tower.

Streets beware: Johnny B got a new bicycle. So come Spring, watch out for a skinny guy with no pants on rolling through your hood.

But one of the best Christmas presents has to be 2 cans of Joose from Mike Boo. You can't find that drink in the Twin Cities (I've checked EVERYWHERE). But Mike brought some from San Francisco. Trill.

Well, that's it for now. There will be a 'new movie idea' post in a day or so.

And remember: Talk is cheap, that's why everyone can afford it.