Holy Bananas

Wow, its been quite a while since I posted........


I don't have the slightest clue what "holy bananas" are, but some special ed kid kept yelling it at me while at the gym. I just smiled and said nothing. What am I doing at the gym again? Training for: Grandmas Marathon, Lifetime Triathlon and the Twin Cities Marathon. Boo-ya. You heard it right, the Internet phenomenon (or at least to my cat) known as Jon B is going to get amped up. I've been "training" since high school, but don't fully compete in running or anything else the way I should. But this is the year that the triple threat gets complete.







In other news, the finishing touches are being put on Lost Boys 2: In the Hood (actually that "in the hood" part is just a fiction of my imagination--Its where Dough Boy from Boyz in da Hood fights vampires with the frog boys). But anyway, this movie is going do be dope. I mean c'mon , its got the Feld in it! Oddly enough, the Haim was not accepted for the flick. Oh well.







And the dopest thing to happen to TV since color, is that American Gladiators is back--and not a horrible show! I wish they would have brought back the old Gladiators, but they're all retired or something. But anyway, they got some new faces like:Wolf, Helga, Fury (who is actually pretty flippin' hot), and some other lame-names. But the show is dope..check it out! The only real difference is that there is water in this one...I wish they would have brought back Malibu. He was the freshest gladiator EVER. You have to check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGDwScgb_Y0




I think they need to bring back the Human Cannonball!



Lets take a look at the wonderful wold of the NFL right now.
Maybe lil' Eli should call big brother Peyton and give him a 'priceless pep talk'. Actually, I think Eli did call him and the conversation went something like this "Guess who's not sitting at the little kids table at thanksgiving this year"! How can you be the returning Superbowl champs and lose to a team who lost its starting quarterback AND the best running back in the NFL? Oh yeah, because Dallas Clark can't catch a simple lob pass for a first down......



Peep this Favre clip from Saturday. There's nothing like a football game in Green Bay while its snowing. And nothing beats a little shovel/lob pass from 4. How on earth can you be 38 years old and be playing this good? I think without question his is one of (if not THE) greatest football player of our generation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DHOK2z6jk0





And on other things......






Ritchie and I had a long talk about Judge David Young. We've decided he is the lamest TV judge. And the biggest reason? He'll fine you money for having on a shirt that is out of style *finger snap* Oh no he didn't ! Please, cancel this show.........





But what is some GREAT news? Meatballs 4 has come to DVD! Along with the 20th anniversary of Monster Squad !! Bring on the free hooch!


On a sidenote of politics: People need to stop bickering about who they're going to vote for. Who you choose is your decision, and yours alone. You don't have to defend your pick to me, or anyone else. And stop lecturing me about my vote (which is Alfred E. Newman).




And for whatever reason, the larger individuals of our society come out in droves after the new year. Why? those filthy new years resolutions to lose weight. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with people trying to get healthy, but don't do it when I'm at the gym. Please wait until the wee hours of the morning to roll out of bed, have a breakfast and hit the gym. If you've ever worked out next to someone like this, you know the smell and heavy breathing can be unbearable. I half-worry that these few ladies at the Y are going to have a heart attack. Sweat everywhere and the heavy pounding of feet on a treadmill is horrid. But, maybe I'm wrong and bigger is better.




So I have this wacky idea for a movie: It has John Tavolta, Patrick Swayze, Sinbad, Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth Shue. The basis revolves a group of rival dancers who need to band together to have a danceoff against the new kids who moved into town. The new kids will of course be played by the New Kids on the Block.







Speaking of Elizabeth, I haven't seen her in anything since Hallow Man, But I bet she's still pretty hot.....
















So here's a good folly for you:( I felt like the kid in this classic Far Side comic). I woke up at 5am today to go to the first day of class. I got ready and everything, drove to school and parked (which is about an hour). Mind you, the weather was -2 this morning. I get to class and the door is locked and the lights off. I assumed I got the wrong room, so I go to the Teachers Ed. office and ask if I could see all the class schedules. I was looking through it, and the lady says "You do know that the day classes start on Wednesday...right"? I tried to play it off, and made up some lie. I couldn't believe I made a bonehead move like that. Half my morning--gone. All because I didn't bother to double check my class schedule. Oh well. You live and learn....right??