Well, its valentines day, and you know what that means? Unexpected VD......
But on to more important issues.
Have you ever noticed the very loose use of the word "sports"? Ok, I think the general public can agree on certain things: One of those things should be what sports are. And the other thing should be what are not sports.... Is hunting a sport? I doubt it. If you sit in a tree above the woods with a high powered rifle and shoot a deer, that's a little unfair. Thats like putting TeenWolf against present day Michael J Fox in a game of basketball (I know I just offeneded a TON of people). Now if you chase after a bear with a sharpend toothbrush you made in jail, THAT'S a sport! Poker: Not a sport. If you can drink beer and
smoke a cigar while doing an activity, it is not a sport.Golf: Yes, I agree it is a game, but not quite a sport--case and point is this guy swinging away....
Racing: Not a sport. You're in a car going fast...not exactly a sporting activity. Though I don't know how many people consider it sporting anyway. I do hear the arguement "But Jon, they're going like 200 miles an hour"! Ok, that's great except the fact that EVERYONE else is going that fast. It would be a lot cooler if they threw a guy in there who was racing a Daewoo or something.
Fishing: Not a sport. See "Drinking and smoking arguement"....
Ice Fishing: Even less of a sport......
Bowling: Not a sport. I've bowled, and I'm horrible to say the least. I once boweled an 18. No joke.
Thumb wrestling: A sport all the way! If you think differently, I will challenge you to the death!
Pool: No way is this a sport. Actually, most, if not all, turn-based activities are not sports.
Curling: Sport? Guess again. Lets play in Miami and not on the god-forsaken ice.
Why does ESPN air the National Spelling Bee? Is this considered a sport? I have no clue......
So I'm still waiting for the DirectTV guy to come and install my cable. He's supposed to be here beween 8am and noon. I have a hunch he'll be here at 11:58am.
I've been feeling really random lately, like thats anything new. I can't seem to wait for spring. I got this slammin' bike in the garage that is getting no usage because of this cold and snow.
Where is Patrick Swayze? and why is he not making a new movie with Ralph Macchio?
I might be Spring Breakin' with Ryan Ritchie in St Paul this year. It's been a running college joke for about 6 years now.
Speaking of Spring Breakin', Joose is the best thing to happen to nightlife in years!
You know those smooth jams that come on the radio real late at night? I've been rockin' out to those on my way home from work for the past month.....Oh yeah baby..
Well, thats about it. I need to get back to homework because I have papers upon papers to do, and an exam to study for.
So peace out to Gary Coleman and his monster of a wife.....if you haven't seen her, google it. She is too horrible looking for me to put on here.
So I will leave you with some of my favorite valentine quotes:
Girl you look good, why don't you back that thing up- Juvinille
24 flicks of Kodak/high heels and kojak -Kool Keith
I got a girl but about to switch all that/ she trying to act like she all that - Slick Rick
Actually these aren't valenine songs at all, but share the same smooth-love that rappers like. Peace out!
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How could Kool Keith lines not put the ladies in the mood??
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